ficbypen:

fernacular:

This is for babababeanie, who had the wonderful suggestion of “mankini”.

I turned it into the Avengers ‘cuz why not.

…why do I feel like this is turning into a trend with me :I

{edit} SORRY, just had to fix something, sorry.

I love this so effin’ much.  One, for the spot on commentary.  But mostly for:  TONY IS SO IN CHARACTER.  It’s EXACTLY how he would act.  He doesn’t give a fuck.  Or maybe it’s just cause I wrote a fic like that once.

You know, you’d think his pants would tear at the waist, not the ankles.

Or that he’d get special pants for when he transforms.